Swinging merrily on my crutches last night, I stepped aside at a door to let some people passed.
One of who marvelled at my deft sidestep.
"That was very adroit" said Sir Andrew Lloyd Weber, for it was he.
"Glad you like it i said," before hopping off whistling some show tunes.
Not bad. And only two days after I almost kneecapped Delia Smith.
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